Oh, what better time than this for Donald
Trump to get folks talking about DACA
Trump to get folks talking about DACA
That ol’ devil Donald John thinks he’s slick. Donald John got up on the day that Jesus got up and decided to try and get folks talking about the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program.
Now I must admit…ol’ Donald John didn’t start off all salty on the day that the child of God got up.
Donald John did tweet out to folks, “HAPPY EASTER!” But after that…weeelll, y’all know.
One of the three tweets about DACA that Donald John tweeted out that day went like this, “Border Patrol Agents are not allowed to properly do their job at the Border because of ridiculous liberal (Democrat) laws like Catch & Release. Getting more dangerous. “Caravans” coming. Republicans must go to Nuclear Option to pass tough laws NOW. NO MORE DACA DEAL!”
Now mind you, less than a year ago Donald John formed a “partnership” with Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) after the Republicans proved they couldn’t govern themselves, let alone the country.
Several media outlets showed video of Donald John saying this on Air Force One, “Chuck and Nancy would like to see something happen and so do I. And I said if we can get something to happen, we’re gonna sign it and we’re gonna make a lot of happy people.”
What is that y’all ask? “Why is it that Donald John has all of a sudden decided to keep up whoshawJohn about immigration when less than a year ago he said he’d work with the Democrats and Republicans who wanted to fix the broken immigration deal?”
Well, well, well that answer is simply Stormy. Yup, Stormy Daniels has been making things quite stormy for ol’ Donald John there.
From her late night tweets to her lawyer’s, Michael Avenatti, late night chit-chats with Anderson Cooper, ol’ girl Stormy Daniels has dominated the news.
Daniels told everybody how Donald John wanted to have sex with her after she came out of the bathroom.
And Avenatti tweeted out a disc that may or may not have some pee pee on it.
While Stormy and her lawyer’s been going around from one news station to the next chit-chatting about Donald John, Donald John’s been sitting in the White House like a frustrated toddler trying to figure out how to get out of the time out corner when it comes to Stormy.
He tried to get out of that time out corner by firing everybody from his Secretary of State Rex Tillerson to his Secretary of Veterans Affairs David Shulkin.
Hell, ol’ Donald John even had Jeff “Mr. Magoo” Sessions to get rid of former Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe not long before he was suppose to retire.
But all of that good firing Donald John did and had “Mr. Magoo” to do did not catch a fire and burn out that Stormy Daniels story.
Stormy is still going strong. In fact, that Stormy Daniels story has gained so much strength that it has become a category 3 hurricane, ripping at the women folks' support for Donald John.
According to the Harvard/Harris Poll, the women folks’ support for Donald John went from 41% in January to 35% in March.
And we all know what the month of March is. March is Women’s History Month. It’s one of those months whereby the women folks pay attention to stuff having to do with the women folks.
Therefore, March is not a good month for a man who’s already viewed as a whoremonger to have his alleged whoremongering with a porn star placed in the 24 hour news cycle.
The women folks tend to take notice of stuff like that and they respond accordingly.
And responding accordingly is to not support an alleged whoremonger who is the president of the United States.
Donald John is taking notice of this. He knows that the women folks are the main reason why he’s sitting in the Oval Office right now as the 45th president of the United States.
That’s why Donald John got up on Easter Sunday and decided to tweet talk worse about folks than they talked about the child of God.
Unfortunately for ol’ Donald John there, all of that tweet chatter won’t stop all of that heat coming from those bright lights shining down on him due to his alleged whoremongering with porn star Stormy Daniels.
Now I must admit…ol’ Donald John didn’t start off all salty on the day that the child of God got up.
Donald John did tweet out to folks, “HAPPY EASTER!” But after that…weeelll, y’all know.
One of the three tweets about DACA that Donald John tweeted out that day went like this, “Border Patrol Agents are not allowed to properly do their job at the Border because of ridiculous liberal (Democrat) laws like Catch & Release. Getting more dangerous. “Caravans” coming. Republicans must go to Nuclear Option to pass tough laws NOW. NO MORE DACA DEAL!”
Now mind you, less than a year ago Donald John formed a “partnership” with Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) after the Republicans proved they couldn’t govern themselves, let alone the country.
Several media outlets showed video of Donald John saying this on Air Force One, “Chuck and Nancy would like to see something happen and so do I. And I said if we can get something to happen, we’re gonna sign it and we’re gonna make a lot of happy people.”
What is that y’all ask? “Why is it that Donald John has all of a sudden decided to keep up whoshawJohn about immigration when less than a year ago he said he’d work with the Democrats and Republicans who wanted to fix the broken immigration deal?”
Well, well, well that answer is simply Stormy. Yup, Stormy Daniels has been making things quite stormy for ol’ Donald John there.
From her late night tweets to her lawyer’s, Michael Avenatti, late night chit-chats with Anderson Cooper, ol’ girl Stormy Daniels has dominated the news.
Daniels told everybody how Donald John wanted to have sex with her after she came out of the bathroom.
And Avenatti tweeted out a disc that may or may not have some pee pee on it.
While Stormy and her lawyer’s been going around from one news station to the next chit-chatting about Donald John, Donald John’s been sitting in the White House like a frustrated toddler trying to figure out how to get out of the time out corner when it comes to Stormy.
He tried to get out of that time out corner by firing everybody from his Secretary of State Rex Tillerson to his Secretary of Veterans Affairs David Shulkin.
Hell, ol’ Donald John even had Jeff “Mr. Magoo” Sessions to get rid of former Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe not long before he was suppose to retire.
But all of that good firing Donald John did and had “Mr. Magoo” to do did not catch a fire and burn out that Stormy Daniels story.
Stormy is still going strong. In fact, that Stormy Daniels story has gained so much strength that it has become a category 3 hurricane, ripping at the women folks' support for Donald John.
According to the Harvard/Harris Poll, the women folks’ support for Donald John went from 41% in January to 35% in March.
And we all know what the month of March is. March is Women’s History Month. It’s one of those months whereby the women folks pay attention to stuff having to do with the women folks.
Therefore, March is not a good month for a man who’s already viewed as a whoremonger to have his alleged whoremongering with a porn star placed in the 24 hour news cycle.
The women folks tend to take notice of stuff like that and they respond accordingly.
And responding accordingly is to not support an alleged whoremonger who is the president of the United States.
Donald John is taking notice of this. He knows that the women folks are the main reason why he’s sitting in the Oval Office right now as the 45th president of the United States.
That’s why Donald John got up on Easter Sunday and decided to tweet talk worse about folks than they talked about the child of God.
Unfortunately for ol’ Donald John there, all of that tweet chatter won’t stop all of that heat coming from those bright lights shining down on him due to his alleged whoremongering with porn star Stormy Daniels.
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